Rural Living Fan Pillows

Neigh-berhood watch scheme in a stables.

Young Farmers have quiz, and one is a 'barn dunce'.

"They’re real."

'...doomed...from here...to eter...nity...'

“Typical, first we lost our winter fuel payment, and now our woolly jumpers!”

Last Chance for Everything.

'You're stampeding yourself! You're stampeding yourself!'

A cow on a drip.

"Have you ever actually seen a chicken cross the road?"

"Don't panic Daisy dear. You can relax your buttocks, it's not the vet, it's the chimney sweep."

"Let me guess...you forgot to put their hand-brakes on!"

Cultivating Toughness in Footballs.

"I have a sweet pad and thirteen girlfriends. Can't beat a chicken's life."

A chicken coop goal.

'I love you guys!'

Stunt Fly flying through a cow.

"Get the flock out of here!"

Scrooge McCow

Maternity ward on the farm.

Shepherd watching sheep on closed circuit TV

Looks like you put too much dosie in that doe, Earl.

'I thought you said you'd done this before.'

I tried insuring my house over the phone but they insisted on seeing it. It was on fire at the time...

Cosmopolitan cows: 'Hay!'

'It's okay, Larry, I've got this one.'

Snow Cow

"Mine has a terrible battery life."

A Country Boy Throws a Turnip at the Squire.

'Come on children, last one out's a rotten egg.'

"We're raising them for turkey bacon."

The Farmer's Return.

'Serves me right for frowning.'

That's one harmonious butt hole!

'The paper screwed up the ad. It read 'Wanted: Hired Gun' rather than 'hired man'.'

"The only downside to free-range is I can't get a Wi-Fi signal out here."