Rural Living Admirer Pillows

A cow on a drip.

Please Drove Carefully.

'I'm collecting manure for my strawberries.' The woman says, 'I always put cream and sugar on mine.'

"You say that using a colicky horse to pull you out of the mud may actually help his colic?"

"Static cling."

"Your shepherd, Louie, has retired. I'm Mr. Smathers. I will be your grazing-resource coördinator and flock welfare-and-security manager."

“Typical, first we lost our winter fuel payment, and now our woolly jumpers!”

'...doomed...from here...to eter...nity...'

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'Yes, we have a very diversified economy around here.'

"Welcome to Randolph, Vermont. Don't even think of relocating here!"

Mummy?!

'Cows have bells because their horns don't work.'

'...and then I married the handsome farmer and the two hundred head of dairy cattle.'

"Ok Lassie, cut out the smart arse bit and just herd the sheep."

'Jimmie, run and tell your dad the tractor is flooded.'

Boy, this stuff's hard to swallow!

'There'll be a special meeting of the board concerning the recent generous contribution of stock.'

'I'm not feeling well. I think I've got human flu.'

"I like friut flies!"

The physics of the situation had Jed confused. The cow had merely ambled onto the haystack, so was clearly not a leapt-on Yet at the same time, it clearly was a moo-on.

'Toilet paper, Lassie! Fetch toilet paper! Stupid mutt!'

I've been doing sit-ups!

'My practice is limited to small animals, Sir....'

Welcome to a Sleepy Little Town - name available on request.

'Why should I be scared? I'm not a crow...'

Surburban Joys - Haymaking.

Maternity ward on the farm.

'I told her not to follow me!'

'Uh? A female vet?'

"Quick! Get your gun, Pa! Here come the suburbs."