Rural Living Appreciators Pillows

Shepherd watching sheep on closed circuit TV

Please Drove Carefully.

A Highlander Chasing Dogs with a Knife and a Broom.

"Analysts warn that computerization of the villages won't give the expected results!"

"They’re real."

"No, I don't want to live forever, but I damn sure don't want to be dead forever, either."

'I'm collecting manure for my strawberries.' The woman says, 'I always put cream and sugar on mine.'

"You were the one who thought it was too dangerous to raise a child in the big city."

No need to be concerned, madam! I'm wrapped in cotton wool!

"You say that using a colicky horse to pull you out of the mud may actually help his colic?"

"Your shepherd, Louie, has retired. I'm Mr. Smathers. I will be your grazing-resource coördinator and flock welfare-and-security manager."

Farmers' Warnings.

“Typical, first we lost our winter fuel payment, and now our woolly jumpers!”

'...doomed...from here...to eter...nity...'

"Ernie's full service salon and day spa."

LAST-MINUTE CAMPAIGN STOP

A boy who loves cows/burgers

Milkin' Impossible

'At least they can't touch the village local' say two country gents. The pub now has a sign on the window saying 'This is now a smoke free pub, also no dogs or horsey types!'

'Oh God I hope that bunch of rednecks aren't waving at me!'

An English Gold Field

"....Reception on my tablet is so much better since I added wifi to my mule..."

Mummy?!

'Cows have bells because their horns don't work.'

'Jimmie, run and tell your dad the tractor is flooded.'

"Welcome to Randolph, Vermont. Don't even think of relocating here!"

"We missed Fashion Week!"

'I'm not feeling well. I think I've got human flu.'

'There'll be a special meeting of the board concerning the recent generous contribution of stock.'

"I like friut flies!"

A cow on a drip.

'At milking time, I just love the soft hands of the new young farm hand: A nice change from old farmer John's...'