Romantic Rural Living Fan Pillows

"So close to the house! And with a half moon! Living the dream!"

Lamb Noise.

"Well, I'll miss him, but all his friends are backpacking Europe to herd sheep this summer, too."

"They’re real."

'I want to immortalise the area in a painting before it is changes for ever.' (Artist is scooped up by a digger.)

"I always knew you'd come back."

"They lead a simple life - they don't even put gas in their cars."

'...doomed...from here...to eter...nity...'

"You're living in a fantasy world, Nelly. Farmer Dave doesn't know you're alive. Plus, he's a human being, he's married, he's the church pastor and he's secretly gay."

'No, that's not my shaving lotion. We've been burning cow chips in the wood stove.'

A boy who loves cows/burgers

'Oh, I plow the fields, Greta takes care of the house, and young Johan, here, maintains the website.'

Last Chance for Everything.

'You're stampeding yourself! You're stampeding yourself!'

A cow on a drip.

'Oh Yeah! It's frosty! BOO-YAH!'

"Gesundtheit, Dear."

"Have you ever actually seen a chicken cross the road?"

"Don't panic Daisy dear. You can relax your buttocks, it's not the vet, it's the chimney sweep."

"I can't afford to feed you."

"Let me guess...you forgot to put their hand-brakes on!"

"Do you have one with a bigger mud room?"

Welcome to a Sleepy Little Town - name available on request.

COW. JUST COW.

The pen is mightier than the sward.

"I have a sweet pad and thirteen girlfriends. Can't beat a chicken's life."

A recurring crisis at the Farkinski farm

Stunt Fly flying through a cow.

A chicken coop goal.

Maternity ward on the farm.

Scrooge McCow

"Daisy, Daisy, I've seen the farmer filling in the forms: We're going to the Agricultural Show!"

"Ugh, I need to hide - he has a strict policy about workplace dating."

Shepherd