Rural Life Romantic Pillows

A boy who loves cows/burgers

This piggy has federal subsidies. This little piggy has none. So this little piggy went wee wee wee all the way to the poor house.

'Little Yank' Calf Puller.

A cat has caught a cow which it is dragging through it's cat flap.

'Life is great' down on the farm.

"It turns out crows find a bunch of dead crows more frightening than a man made out of hay."

'Cock-a-doodle-do!'

Farm Humor.

I'm prepared to admit that you may have startled me a bit, sure!

A Highlander Chasing Dogs with a Knife and a Broom.

"Well, I'll miss him, but all his friends are backpacking Europe to herd sheep this summer, too."

'We're taking over tonight, it's the only way to save the farm.'

Lamb Noise.

It’s God’s country, if your God wears camouflage and dips tobacco.

A man in a car waits for a large herd of cows to cross the road; once they have crossed he finds a cow sitting in the passenger seat of his car.

Goat about goat: 'He's no longer gruff since he's been on Prozac.'

'Cool! Brownstar Wars!'

"Analysts warn that computerization of the villages won't give the expected results!"

'He's the best sheepdog I ever had.'

I fart more than that!

Well... Tis the season to be jolly!

"They’re real."

"No, I don't want to live forever, but I damn sure don't want to be dead forever, either."

"I won't be in today. I've decided to live off the land."

'I want to immortalise the area in a painting before it is changes for ever.' (Artist is scooped up by a digger.)

"You were the one who thought it was too dangerous to raise a child in the big city."

You complete me!

"I always knew you'd come back."

No need to be concerned, madam! I'm wrapped in cotton wool!

'Dad, do you you think there's s**t on other planets?'

'Must really be a terrible headache you've got there, Doctor.'

Look at the size of that fork. She must be very hungry!

"I'm an enigma!"

Farmers' Warnings.

Cow and Milk