Romantic Rural Living Fan Prints

"So close to the house! And with a half moon! Living the dream!"

Lamb Noise.

"Well, I'll miss him, but all his friends are backpacking Europe to herd sheep this summer, too."

"They’re real."

'I want to immortalise the area in a painting before it is changes for ever.' (Artist is scooped up by a digger.)

"I always knew you'd come back."

"They lead a simple life - they don't even put gas in their cars."

'No, that's not my shaving lotion. We've been burning cow chips in the wood stove.'

A boy who loves cows/burgers

"You're living in a fantasy world, Nelly. Farmer Dave doesn't know you're alive. Plus, he's a human being, he's married, he's the church pastor and he's secretly gay."

'...doomed...from here...to eter...nity...'

'Oh, I plow the fields, Greta takes care of the house, and young Johan, here, maintains the website.'

Modern Calamities. Farmer in the Dell. Do something Maw

Last Chance for Everything.

'You're stampeding yourself! You're stampeding yourself!'

A cow on a drip.

Life is simpler in the sticks.

"Have you ever actually seen a chicken cross the road?"

'Oh Yeah! It's frosty! BOO-YAH!'

"Gesundtheit, Dear."

"Don't panic Daisy dear. You can relax your buttocks, it's not the vet, it's the chimney sweep."

"I can't afford to feed you."

"Let me guess...you forgot to put their hand-brakes on!"

Welcome to a Sleepy Little Town - name available on request.

"Do you have one with a bigger mud room?"

Shepherd

Scrooge McCow

"Daisy, Daisy, I've seen the farmer filling in the forms: We're going to the Agricultural Show!"

Stunt Fly flying through a cow.

"Ugh, I need to hide - he has a strict policy about workplace dating."

Maternity ward on the farm.

"I have a sweet pad and thirteen girlfriends. Can't beat a chicken's life."

COW. JUST COW.

The pen is mightier than the sward.

A chicken coop goal.