Rural Lifestyle Fan Prints

'Don't tell me... you're from Nevada, right?'

A cat has caught a cow which it is dragging through it's cat flap.

Please Drove Carefully.

It’s God’s country, if your God wears camouflage and dips tobacco.

Lamb Noise.

"They’re real."

'I'm collecting manure for my strawberries.' The woman says, 'I always put cream and sugar on mine.'

"Static cling."

"Your shepherd, Louie, has retired. I'm Mr. Smathers. I will be your grazing-resource coördinator and flock welfare-and-security manager."

"They lead a simple life - they don't even put gas in their cars."

'...doomed...from here...to eter...nity...'

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'Oh, I plow the fields, Greta takes care of the house, and young Johan, here, maintains the website.'

'Jimmie, run and tell your dad the tractor is flooded.'

Last Chance for Everything.

"Welcome to Randolph, Vermont. Don't even think of relocating here!"

Mummy?!

'You're stampeding yourself! You're stampeding yourself!'

A cow on a drip.

'There'll be a special meeting of the board concerning the recent generous contribution of stock.'

"I like friut flies!"

'I'm not feeling well. I think I've got human flu.'

'Toilet paper, Lassie! Fetch toilet paper! Stupid mutt!'

'Oh Yeah! It's frosty! BOO-YAH!'

"Have you ever actually seen a chicken cross the road?"

The physics of the situation had Jed confused. The cow had merely ambled onto the haystack, so was clearly not a leapt-on Yet at the same time, it clearly was a moo-on.

"Don't panic Daisy dear. You can relax your buttocks, it's not the vet, it's the chimney sweep."

"I can't afford to feed you."

"Let me guess...you forgot to put their hand-brakes on!"

'My practice is limited to small animals, Sir....'

'Why should I be scared? I'm not a crow...'

Welcome to a Sleepy Little Town - name available on request.

'I told her not to follow me!'