Village Life Admirer Gifts

Villagers

Cottage cupcakes.

'The circle is complete!'

"Black or white, Vicar?"

Please Drove Carefully.

Country Bumpkin.

Bill and Lester have a 'Hay Day'.

French wine

For heavens sake,put some make-up on!

'Rollin', rollin', rollin',...keep them dogies rollin'...'

'I've just discovered that one of my ancestors was a Security Goose for the Roman Army...'

"You keep fumblin' with that bra, Cowboy, and you're never gettin' to second base."

"...and she said 'MOO!'"

'I'm collecting manure for my strawberries.' The woman says, 'I always put cream and sugar on mine.'

Where Deviled Eggs come from

Boomerang cow.

Playing pig

'Leadership training.'

'Wait, Doc, wait! My cow's still in your chute!'

A boy who loves cows/burgers

'Another nice thing about working here, they tend to promote from within.'

A Young Boy Talking To An Old Gentleman.

"What the heck? How are we supposed to roam the plains if men put these things everywhere?"

LAST-MINUTE CAMPAIGN STOP

"A cluck cluck here and a cluck cluck there,...is that all I meant to you?"

Haywatch

'The meat of their order is coming up.'

Mummy?!

'Yes, Jeb, they do resemble the cow's symptoms...'

A cow ventriloquist.

'Remember, chew every bite 32 times.'

'I'm not feeling well. I think I've got human flu.'

How can you be so sure this is Farmer Phillip's Farm?

A cow on a drip.

"I like friut flies!"