Village Scene Admirer Gifts

Half cut flowers.

Please Drove Carefully.

Country Bumpkin.

"Our business is based on breakthroughs."

'I'm collecting manure for my strawberries.' The woman says, 'I always put cream and sugar on mine.'

'Leadership training.'

A Young Boy Talking To An Old Gentleman.

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'This'll save a couple of journeys!'

'...and then I married the handsome farmer and the two hundred head of dairy cattle.'

Mummy?!

'I'm not feeling well. I think I've got human flu.'

"I like friut flies!"

The physics of the situation had Jed confused. The cow had merely ambled onto the haystack, so was clearly not a leapt-on Yet at the same time, it clearly was a moo-on.

'Our village cricket club' - An umpiring fireman responds to an emergency whilst holding all the cricket team's possessions.

'Why should I be scared? I'm not a crow...'

'Uh? A female vet?'

"One man's garbage is another man's best friend's treasure..."

'I told her not to follow me!'

A man walking a bowling ball is about to walk into a woman walking a bunch of bowling pins

"Get the flock out of here!"

Model Village/Realistic Model Village.

Sheepdog protecting his master from road rage.

'The cows aren't milking much, but it sure is fun to watch them chew their cuds.'

'Look, Dad - that's the sixth time she swallowed the same gum.'

Cottage cupcakes.

Caution - Poet at work

Annual Lump Festival Competition:'I don't know if I can give an award, they're all so fantastic..'

'Please, Mister Dobbs, I have many more calls to make! Try to tel me what's wrong with the cow."

'A Nosey Cow'.

'Will someone fetch me that new dairy maid?'

Bloomin' moths!

Chasing Dreams.

Woolverine.

A gentleman inquiring as to the owner of some pigs