Village Enthusiasts Gifts

"Why is it you always head back to the well?" "Making a wish always makes me feel swell!"

Country Bumpkin.

A Young Boy Talking To An Old Gentleman.

"That's where the tenured faculty members hang out."

Welcome to the urban farm. A bit of country in the city.

'Our village cricket club' - An exciting finish to a cricket match.

'Our village cricket club' - An umpiring fireman responds to an emergency whilst holding all the cricket team's possessions.

"Get the flock out of here!"

'Happy Town' See the smiley face?

Model Village/Realistic Model Village.

A sign in a small town reads "Entering historic Brookfield - A quaint fishing village with a parking problem".

Location, Location, Location - Next 3 exits.

Cottage cupcakes.

'Buy this house and get two wonderful neighbours!'

'Hello, I've just moved in next door. Can I borrow some sugar please?'

Giant Cannon in the Suburbs

Neighbourhood watch and slug watch.

Sketchy Neighborhood

"I hate what's happened to the neighborhood."

'Then the rich townies moved into the village.'

'Well, once it's won the prize for Biggest Marrow I shall expect you to replace my fence!'

Oast House

"Hey, I like this town!"

"By our estimates, it's going to take two villages to raise Joey."

Minature Village - 'It's amazingly lifelike - nobody lives there.'

'How very Putney!'

Plunder Local.

A town in the middle ages.

"We received a call from one of the neighbors complaining about not being invited to the party."

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'A small village outside Budapest -February 16, 1407. The origin of life as we know it...'

'It's a friendly neighborhood'

"No fair!"

'You'd better turn around then!'