Village Enthusiasts Gifts

"Why is it you always head back to the well?" "Making a wish always makes me feel swell!"

Country Bumpkin.

A Young Boy Talking To An Old Gentleman.

"That's where the tenured faculty members hang out."

'Our village cricket club' - An exciting finish to a cricket match.

Welcome to the urban farm. A bit of country in the city.

'Our village cricket club' - An umpiring fireman responds to an emergency whilst holding all the cricket team's possessions.

"Get the flock out of here!"

'Happy Town' See the smiley face?

Model Village/Realistic Model Village.

A sign in a small town reads "Entering historic Brookfield - A quaint fishing village with a parking problem".

Junior's switch to electronic chewing tobacco was short-lived.

Location, Location, Location - Next 3 exits.

Cottage cupcakes.

'Buy this house and get two wonderful neighbours!'

Neighbourhood watch and slug watch.

"The middle of nowhere was too dead for us, so we moved her to the outskirts of nowhere where there's a lot more going on!"

Giant Cannon in the Suburbs

Sketchy Neighborhood

'Hello, I've just moved in next door. Can I borrow some sugar please?'

'Well, once it's won the prize for Biggest Marrow I shall expect you to replace my fence!'

'Then the rich townies moved into the village.'

"Hey, I like this town!"

Oast House

"I hate what's happened to the neighborhood."

"By our estimates, it's going to take two villages to raise Joey."

Plunder Local.

'How very Putney!'

Minature Village - 'It's amazingly lifelike - nobody lives there.'

'It's a friendly neighborhood'

"No fair!"

A town in the middle ages.

'You'd better turn around then!'

"We received a call from one of the neighbors complaining about not being invited to the party."

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