Village Enthusiast Gifts

Model Village/Realistic Model Village.

'Our village cricket club' - An umpiring fireman responds to an emergency whilst holding all the cricket team's possessions.

"Your stonework looks amazing since the cleaning." "Nice touch getting a new bucket and rope." "Always reliable, you've never run dry." "Amazing taste too!" "Have a great day."

'Then the rich townies moved into the village.'

'A small village outside Budapest -February 16, 1407. The origin of life as we know it...'

Country Bumpkin.

Wyatt returns home to visit his old small town.

A Young Boy Talking To An Old Gentleman.

'Yes, we have a very diversified economy around here.'

"Ok Lassie, cut out the smart arse bit and just herd the sheep."

Boy, this stuff's hard to swallow!

"That's where the tenured faculty members hang out."

'Our village cricket club' - An exciting finish to a cricket match.

I've been doing sit-ups!

Developers at small African village.

"Quick! Get your gun, Pa! Here come the suburbs."

"Get the flock out of here!"

'Happy Town' See the smiley face?

'Are you paying in cash, check, credit card or livestockfarm produce?'

'For heaven's sake, Armitage... Can't you just accept 2nd place in the best leek category??'

A sign in a small town reads "Entering historic Brookfield - A quaint fishing village with a parking problem".

'That's the sign of a good painting!'

Location, Location, Location - Next 3 exits.

Cottage cupcakes.

Intentional Community vs. Community of Sheer Happenstance

'Buy this house and get two wonderful neighbours!'

'Boy, Mommie, I'm sure glad you're not a working mother.'

"We must be in the Village."

Giant Cannon in the Suburbs

'Hello, I've just moved in next door. Can I borrow some sugar please?'

Sketchy Neighborhood

Neighbourhood watch and slug watch.

'Yes, it's a six hour commute, but where else could we have this standard of living?'

'Great. You found my septic tank.'

Oast House