Village Vibes Enthusiast Gifts

Damn me! I knew they'd get past those planning laws somehow.

Louis Armstrong

"This next one's another oldie."

Country Bumpkin.

Name one serious woodworker who doesn't use state of the art kit. Thomas Chippendale.

Madame Rejane- Famous French Actress in the Part of Madame Sans Gene

Comedy Ballet of Marionettes I (Oil Version in Tate Known as 'A Caprice'

Swing dancers.

Old Wine in an Old Bottle

Meticulously prepared, locally sourced food served on artifacts of a romanticized industrial past, by people who take their fashion cues from daguerreotypes, to adults whose parents still pay their rent.

"So this is the Mr. Waring who has made such a great impression on my little girl."

In case of funky emergency, break glass

Motorcycles tied to hitching post outside a western saloon

A Young Boy Talking To An Old Gentleman.

Wyatt returns home to visit his old small town.

Don't worry, dad - It has an app that stains your fingers with newsprint.

'Oh I don't mind you turning over my cups to look at the mark. But next time, please finish your tea.'

'Here's a picture of my mom before Photoshop!'

'The brown one that smells like an old man.'

Suburban street.

A 60's pop group

"This is one of those subway stations they've restored to their original state."

Social Struggles

Developers at small African village.

'Our village cricket club' - An umpiring fireman responds to an emergency whilst holding all the cricket team's possessions.

It's nice, but we were hoping for something unfurnished.

Ella Fitzgerald

Ikea for Hippies

Theatrical Christmas.

Telephone Box

How can you read that comic strip Blondie? Its about a kinder, simpler time. It's about ancient history. They do the same material over and over. Exactly. I can count on it. Not like your stupid Pearls and Get fuzzy. Oooh, look how angry and edgy they are. They're sooo clever! Your whole gig is being angry and edgy. Look, I'm setting Candorville on fire.

"Get the flock out of here!"

'These are our golden oldies.'

Model Village/Realistic Model Village.

'For heaven's sake, Armitage... Can't you just accept 2nd place in the best leek category??'