Island Vibes Enthusiast Gifts

"He's my relative from Hawaii."

Mister Mid-Life Crisis

Bookworm Sleepover

Dog's kite's tail is wagging.

Name one serious woodworker who doesn't use state of the art kit. Thomas Chippendale.

"Thank God! Someone to network with!"

'He refuses to leave without the tree and their son.'

'Aloha! On behalf of the tourist board may I thank you for visiting our remote and mysterious island - Have a nice day!'

"What do you mean, there's no room for my stuff?"

'I was thinking-what if the tide's OUT?'

A politician's dream come true...

Lei-ing Hens

'Would you mind terribly taking up some other sport besides long-distance running?'

"She's missing out on her entire vacation."

'The brown one that smells like an old man.'

A 60's pop group

Guy on island sees giant ship in bottle.

Nor'easter Island.

A man with a rake on a desert island

"This is Josh, our summer intern."

"Sometimes Ted finds it difficult to leave the holiday spirit behind."

Robinson Crusoe - Working on his Boat

How can you read that comic strip Blondie? Its about a kinder, simpler time. It's about ancient history. They do the same material over and over. Exactly. I can count on it. Not like your stupid Pearls and Get fuzzy. Oooh, look how angry and edgy they are. They're sooo clever! Your whole gig is being angry and edgy. Look, I'm setting Candorville on fire.

"As the owner of a hotel chain, I found being shipwrecked quite a challenge."

Hipness Replacement Surgery.

'I wonder if I should add this to my resume.'

Castaway with a tennis court.

Man on an Island has a sign that says: Selling Out Must Vacate Lost Lease.

Amy Winehouse (caricature)

'Honey! Hurry and help me bar the door! I saw a bunch of rowdy senior citizens in parrot masks down by the arena!'

Antiques

"How 'bout this deserted, tropical island ... what's the night life like?"

"This better work out."

Crab using a cocktail umbrella as a parasol on the beach.

"Sure makes a change from New York!"