Vintage Vibes Enthusiast Gifts

"I just hope that the twenty-twenties will be as roaring as the last lot."

John Lennon

'The brown one that smells like an old man.'

'Daddy. When does gratuitous sex and violence start?'

Antiques

Beatles Tribute

'And this book comes in shiny coffee-table-crisp or library-ready-pre-read and musty.'

I'm startin' to think burnin' out for twenty-three years is the same damned thing as fadin' away.

Name one serious woodworker who doesn't use state of the art kit. Thomas Chippendale.

Jims Motor Lodge Renovated! Enjoy WiFi on your vibrating bed!

Ancient washing instructions,

A 60's pop group

"Why, it's Minnie Manngold! Married 'n' everything."

"Do we look like investors in high-tech funds to you?"

Illustration for 'A Wrinkle for the Coastguard'.

How can you read that comic strip Blondie? Its about a kinder, simpler time. It's about ancient history. They do the same material over and over. Exactly. I can count on it. Not like your stupid Pearls and Get fuzzy. Oooh, look how angry and edgy they are. They're sooo clever! Your whole gig is being angry and edgy. Look, I'm setting Candorville on fire.

Amy Winehouse (caricature)

Option #43: If you are calling from a rotary phone, hang up, go to an electronics store, and buy yourself a push-button phone, you pathetic, technophobic, economy-slowing loser!!!"

"Fix it so it'll stream out behind, Pierre. I've been assigned to a motorcycle detail."

"Clay, I wish you'd shoot something for over the mantel."

"He's a big fellow, that Grogan, isn't he?"

Louis Armstrong

The height of fashion in 1796

"This next one's another oldie."

"Desmond likes to live in the moment. . . and that moment happens to be 1960."

Gramophone dreams of mp3 player.

Madame Rejane- Famous French Actress in the Part of Madame Sans Gene

Comedy Ballet of Marionettes I (Oil Version in Tate Known as 'A Caprice'

Swing dancers.

"The guy who wrote 'The Frog Chorus' is sounding kinda croaky."

The Old Time Television Channel

Old Wine in an Old Bottle

'Before we begin, please turn off all cell phones.'

In case of funky emergency, break glass

'Like many studs of my generation, I have always had a love affair with the harmonica.'