Vintage Vibes Lover Gifts

Old Wine in an Old Bottle

'Here's a picture of my mom before Photoshop!'

'Put that light out!'

On hold, Rick listens to "As Time Goes By" over and over again.

"Things were better in the old days."

'Give me that old soft shoe, nothing else will do, in a size nine, please...'

Madame Rejane- Famous French Actress in the Part of Madame Sans Gene

Brewing in Southwark- Fermentation

'We've found that with pacemakers, old technology is often the best.'

Spare a quid for an old hippy, man?

Still stompin' at the Savoy.

A Cave Painting

'As you can see, this charming old property has been lovingly restored to its original condition of no electricity, and an outside loo.'

"Won't the neighbours be jealous when they see our new 'high definition visual entertainment system'?"

'Thats him up to his old tricks again.'

Dr Finlay's Facebook.

Holly hats

Modern scrounger drinking what has once gone through the historical man

"I don't like modern stuff. Have a cord put on this"

'These are our golden oldies.'

Theatrical Christmas.

'I can't come out and selfie. Mom grounded me and ll I can do is talk on this old land line.'

"What's this? A letter? Who still sends letters these days? And how do you delete these anyway?"

"So like, how come you persist with your old phone, gramps?"

Motorcycles tied to hitching post outside a western saloon

"Of course, if you want a dog that will rescue you from drowning, that's another story."

Pub Painting

"Thank you, but I think I can manage."

"Drop by the next time you're in the eighties."

"Dr. Spock sure has your number."

Ray Charles

"You wrote the songs... RIP Gordon Lightfoot 1938-2023."

The only high definition in Ernie's house is in the dictionary on the top shelf. (Published originally on June 6, 2008.)

I'm running the music system here at the medical center. The first request today came from the infectious diseases department where they want to hear Elvis Presley's "Fever." In surgery they asked for Sheryl Crow's "The First Cut is the Deepest" and Frank Sinatra's "I've Got You Under my Skin." Also, "If I Only Had a Brain from "The Wizard of Oz" was requested by folks in neurology. Wow! Mick Jagger is in orthopedics with a broken arm so they want you to play his music?! Yeah, they casti

Don't worry, dad - It has an app that stains your fingers with newsprint.