Vintage Vibes Aficionado Gifts

In case of funky emergency, break glass

"There's a rumor going around that the 90's are back."

Louis Armstrong

The height of fashion in 1796

"This next one's another oldie."

"Desmond likes to live in the moment. . . and that moment happens to be 1960."

Name one serious woodworker who doesn't use state of the art kit. Thomas Chippendale.

Gramophone dreams of mp3 player.

Madame Rejane- Famous French Actress in the Part of Madame Sans Gene

Comedy Ballet of Marionettes I (Oil Version in Tate Known as 'A Caprice'

The Old Time Television Channel

Swing dancers.

"The guy who wrote 'The Frog Chorus' is sounding kinda croaky."

Old Wine in an Old Bottle

'Before we begin, please turn off all cell phones.'

"So this is the Mr. Waring who has made such a great impression on my little girl."

'Like many studs of my generation, I have always had a love affair with the harmonica.'

Meticulously prepared, locally sourced food served on artifacts of a romanticized industrial past, by people who take their fashion cues from daguerreotypes, to adults whose parents still pay their rent.

'Who are you kidding? This is a wind-up isn't it!'

Motorcycles tied to hitching post outside a western saloon

Greetings from VARICOSE VILLAGE, a Florida golfing community featuring a shopping mall, restaurants and hospitals.

"Oh no, we've been inned."

Don't worry, dad - It has an app that stains your fingers with newsprint.

'Oh I don't mind you turning over my cups to look at the mark. But next time, please finish your tea.'

Old Book Smell

Annette von Droste-Hulshoff

'Here's a picture of my mom before Photoshop!'

"Secondhand books, reheated coffee"

'The brown one that smells like an old man.'

Eddie longed for the days when kids played at recess instead of waiting for YouTube moments.

Cover Design for E Dowson's 'The Pierrot of the Minute'

A 60's pop group

"This is one of those subway stations they've restored to their original state."

1876 - Alexander Graham Bell made the world's first telephone call.

"Compliments of the chef - Our finest blend of 'Maui Wowie' dated 1972."