Vintage Village Admirer Gifts

A town in the middle ages.

Women's Bonnets Block the Audience View

'This is one of our most recent vintages!'

"I hear you bought a new classic car."

Country Bumpkin.

Before the Internet

A Punch and Judy Professor is visited by Death as a puppet.

"Downton Abbey Road"

"Do you do much walking?"

"Convertible. Must be nice."

"I always thought of my childhood home as being larger."

Riverboat 4 Square Hustlers

"It was her mothers"

'My - You've matured, my dear.'

Blue Dress

"You bought a 1964 Chevy ragtop Impala?!"

Too young for the sixties, too squeamish for the seventies, too unambitious for the eighties, too technophobic for the 90s, too poor for the '00s, too old for the 'teens."

"That's where the tenured faculty members hang out."

Frank Sinatra.

A Gambling Scene At Pike's Peak, Colorado

"Who are you callin' a low down snake-in-the-grass? That's upright snake-on-a-barstool to you, mister."

"Fashion over function!"

Strange man has a nose monocle.

Centaur falls in love.

Victorian woman at a bar.

'Our village cricket club' - An umpiring fireman responds to an emergency whilst holding all the cricket team's possessions.

'It does have a certain timeless quality.'

"Is it just me or are wagon wheels smaller than they used to be?"

Computer Address Book.

"Would you believe I can still fit into my tux after eighteen years?"

'Now we come to what it would have been worth'

Model Village/Realistic Model Village.

'No, I mean your great-grandfather was literally a big fan of Sally Rand's.'

"There's no need to scream. The plane may be old but she was built for aerobatics."

"Golly, bongos and espresso! You folks haven't changed a bit."