Village Scene Lover Gifts

Oast House

Country Bumpkin.

Two Men Discuss Ministers.

'...doomed...from here...to eter...nity...'

A Young Boy Talking To An Old Gentleman.

'Our village cricket club' - An umpiring fireman responds to an emergency whilst holding all the cricket team's possessions.

Maternity ward on the farm.

"Get the flock out of here!"

Fresh Pears / Ripe Plums / Juicy Gossip

Model Village/Realistic Model Village.

'Hey look, Model Village People.'

Cottage cupcakes.

"We're raising them for turkey bacon."

'That be the village sane person,sir!'

"Everybody seems to be in such a hurry these days!"

Shooting in Ireland

'Oh no, the Gradwells are here with their homemade wine!'

Tell the pigs, operation New Year has begun!

Miniature removal van in miniature village

"Stop the barking .50"

The Pillory: Thief, Gossip, Adulterer.

"Why is it you always head back to the well?" "Making a wish always makes me feel swell!"

'Then the rich townies moved into the village.'

Minature Village - 'It's amazingly lifelike - nobody lives there.'

"Opening a restaurant, eh? What kind?" "Self-service."

The Nutmeg-Grater

Bus Stop.

A town in the middle ages.

A Perfect Cure

'A small village outside Budapest -February 16, 1407. The origin of life as we know it...'

"At last, a nice peaceful place to picnic."

'I think I like sitting here instead of in our back yard better. . . it's more interesting seen' what everybody's up to on our street. I guess we're just people persons.'

'I'm afraid you're stuck with it, Dwaine. A village idiot CAN'T abdicate.'

"Parking isn't a problem here Sir, we're all tradionally skilled at car theft"