Model Village Lover Gifts

Miniature removal van in miniature village

'Hey look, Model Village People.'

Country Bumpkin.

"Well, I'll miss him, but all his friends are backpacking Europe to herd sheep this summer, too."

'All right. I'll count sheep, but I thought we were cattlemen.'

A Young Boy Talking To An Old Gentleman.

'...doomed...from here...to eter...nity...'

Ranch Dressing

Velvety. And so was the wine.

'Our village cricket club' - An umpiring fireman responds to an emergency whilst holding all the cricket team's possessions.

'If I'm reading this chart correctly, your LDL is ranch dressing'.

Maternity ward on the farm.

Fresh Pears / Ripe Plums / Juicy Gossip

Model Village/Realistic Model Village.

Model of village 'You even have tiny 'for sale' signs on the windows.'

"We're raising them for turkey bacon."

Cottage cupcakes.

"Oh look, the proposed site for the model Tesco's."

'Oh no, the Gradwells are here with their homemade wine!'

Daisy was adamant she was not going to give any of her milk away today!

Model Village - snort! snort! sniff!

I love coloured tights

Tell the pigs, operation New Year has begun!

Oast House

"You must have given him a lot of fertilizer."

"Why is it you always head back to the well?" "Making a wish always makes me feel swell!"

Model Shop

'Then the rich townies moved into the village.'

"Hey, Mac! We need a bigger bottle!"

'It's high density affordable housing Sir, but we think we can pass it off as a model village.'

Minature Village - 'It's amazingly lifelike - nobody lives there.'

'We love the countryside, especially since all the shops moved out there.'

The Nutmeg-Grater

"I'm warning you stranger. This town ain't big enough for the two of us!"

Murder Village - Bursts of street fighting every half hour