Model Village Lover T-Shirts

Miniature removal van in miniature village

'Hey look, Model Village People.'

Country Bumpkin.

"Well, I'll miss him, but all his friends are backpacking Europe to herd sheep this summer, too."

'All right. I'll count sheep, but I thought we were cattlemen.'

A Young Boy Talking To An Old Gentleman.

'...doomed...from here...to eter...nity...'

Ranch Dressing

Velvety. And so was the wine.

'Our village cricket club' - An umpiring fireman responds to an emergency whilst holding all the cricket team's possessions.

Maternity ward on the farm.

'If I'm reading this chart correctly, your LDL is ranch dressing'.

Fresh Pears / Ripe Plums / Juicy Gossip

Model Village/Realistic Model Village.

"We're raising them for turkey bacon."

"Oh look, the proposed site for the model Tesco's."

Cottage cupcakes.

Model of village 'You even have tiny 'for sale' signs on the windows.'

Daisy was adamant she was not going to give any of her milk away today!

Model Village - snort! snort! sniff!

'Oh no, the Gradwells are here with their homemade wine!'

I love coloured tights

Tell the pigs, operation New Year has begun!

"Hey, Mac! We need a bigger bottle!"

"Why is it you always head back to the well?" "Making a wish always makes me feel swell!"

'Then the rich townies moved into the village.'

Oast House

'It's high density affordable housing Sir, but we think we can pass it off as a model village.'

Model Shop

"You must have given him a lot of fertilizer."

Minature Village - 'It's amazingly lifelike - nobody lives there.'

'We love the countryside, especially since all the shops moved out there.'

Man In Steamboat.

Murder Village - Bursts of street fighting every half hour

Pear: 'OH, hey WOW, there's my old Neighbourhood!