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Country Bumpkin.

"Makes me wish I'd kept that gorilla suit."

'...and then I married the handsome farmer and the two hundred head of dairy cattle.'

"My name is Jose Hernandez, and my story begins when my parents moved from Mexico to the United States to work the fields. I would find my own special calling."

'Our village cricket club' - An umpiring fireman responds to an emergency whilst holding all the cricket team's possessions.

"There's only me, but if you can wait till Thursday week, there's a bloke in the mail truck!"

"Ed's security blanket. Two hundred and twenty acres!"

Model Village/Realistic Model Village.

Model of village 'You even have tiny 'for sale' signs on the windows.'

'Hey look, Model Village People.'

Lucy Bronze

"Oh look, the proposed site for the model Tesco's."

SAGE (unknown model)

Cottage cupcakes.

It was so quiet in town the residents took to taking chairs to the corner so they could watch the traffic lights change.

Model Village - snort! snort! sniff!

"There! I have enough reserves to seriously consider retirement. All my years of hard work have paid off! This Halloween pushed me over the 50-pound mark."

Miniature removal van in miniature village

"I want a cool piercing like you, Grandpa Moby!"

"My cousin Nilda is coming over...the one who put three children through college. And my friend Yolanda...who vowed to never fight with her sister-in-law. And Miss Talamantez...a nicel ady I met at the market who has her own business! We call ourselves th

"One day I'm going to be like Dr. King."

Model Shop

"Why is it you always head back to the well?" "Making a wish always makes me feel swell!"

'Then the rich townies moved into the village.'

'Now that's big money!'

'It's high density affordable housing Sir, but we think we can pass it off as a model village.'

Minature Village - 'It's amazingly lifelike - nobody lives there.'

'A small village outside Budapest -February 16, 1407. The origin of life as we know it...'

Murder Village - Bursts of street fighting every half hour

"I'm warning you stranger. This town ain't big enough for the two of us!"

City sewer rats visit barn mice.

A town in the middle ages.

"This time they've totally gone too far."

Workman at model village removes pub and post office.