Model Village Fan Gifts

Murder Village - Bursts of street fighting every half hour

Model Village - snort! snort! sniff!

"I'm warning you stranger. This town ain't big enough for the two of us!"

Model Building

Emily Ratajkowski

'Come in, Jordan - your time is up.'

"I told you it was a bad idea to buy a car online!"

"Oh look, the proposed site for the model Tesco's."

Model of village 'You even have tiny 'for sale' signs on the windows.'

Man sticking matchsticks together for Bryant and May

'Hey look, Model Village People.'

'That be the village sane person,sir!'

Pinocchio's pinewood derby car won by a nose.

Miniature removal van in miniature village

'It's high density affordable housing Sir, but we think we can pass it off as a model village.'

America's Next Top Baby

The Pillory: Thief, Gossip, Adulterer.

'Metro is a model transit system...ever since the funding cutbacks.'

Model Shop

Build the Iceberg that sunk the Titanic!

Replica Battle Set - Pub Fight Figures

"By our estimates, it's going to take two villages to raise Joey."

The village cinema-club was going down a treat with the locals!

'Model Aircraft.'

A rolling stone gathers Kate Moss

"This time they've totally gone too far."

'This should teach you never to ask Naomi Campbell out on a date.'

Workman at model village removes pub and post office.

Father and son at model village are dismayed to see workman removing the pub and Post Office.

Model wilderness

15 minute cities

Toy Developers Set

'Hey guys, come and look at this weird thing that Charlie is doing with glue.'

"It's 1:1,000th scale."

Model village