Model Village Fan Mugs

Murder Village - Bursts of street fighting every half hour

Model Village - snort! snort! sniff!

"I'm warning you stranger. This town ain't big enough for the two of us!"

Model Building

"I told you it was a bad idea to buy a car online!"

'Come in, Jordan - your time is up.'

"Oh look, the proposed site for the model Tesco's."

Model of village 'You even have tiny 'for sale' signs on the windows.'

'Hey look, Model Village People.'

Man sticking matchsticks together for Bryant and May

'That be the village sane person,sir!'

Pinocchio's pinewood derby car won by a nose.

Miniature removal van in miniature village

The Pillory: Thief, Gossip, Adulterer.

Model Shop

America's Next Top Baby

'Metro is a model transit system...ever since the funding cutbacks.'

Build the Iceberg that sunk the Titanic!

Replica Battle Set - Pub Fight Figures

'It's high density affordable housing Sir, but we think we can pass it off as a model village.'

"By our estimates, it's going to take two villages to raise Joey."

The village cinema-club was going down a treat with the locals!

'Model Aircraft.'

A rolling stone gathers Kate Moss

"This time they've totally gone too far."

'This should teach you never to ask Naomi Campbell out on a date.'

Toy Developers Set

Model wilderness

Father and son at model village are dismayed to see workman removing the pub and Post Office.

Workman at model village removes pub and post office.

15 minute cities

'Hey guys, come and look at this weird thing that Charlie is doing with glue.'

Model village

"It's 1:1,000th scale."

'Frankly I'm surprised at such a basic error - his smock's too tight.'