Village Event Fan Mugs

The village cinema-club was going down a treat with the locals!

'He went in for the Worst Singer and won first prize in the Gurning competition at the same time!'

A Young Boy Talking To An Old Gentleman.

Abstract expressionist face painting.

'Our village cricket club' - An exciting finish to a cricket match.

'Our village cricket club' - An umpiring fireman responds to an emergency whilst holding all the cricket team's possessions.

"Get the flock out of here!"

'My competitor down the street sasses his parents.'

Model Village/Realistic Model Village.

Annual Lump Festival Competition:'I don't know if I can give an award, they're all so fantastic..'

'That be the village sane person,sir!'

'Oh no, the Gradwells are here with their homemade wine!'

Model Village - snort! snort! sniff!

The Pillory: Thief, Gossip, Adulterer.

'Well, once it's won the prize for Biggest Marrow I shall expect you to replace my fence!'

'Then the rich townies moved into the village.'

"Why is it you always head back to the well?" "Making a wish always makes me feel swell!"

"By our estimates, it's going to take two villages to raise Joey."

Murder Village - Bursts of street fighting every half hour

"No fair!"

Two stalls at the village fete: Kisses £5.00 and Latest gossip £2.50

'Embarrassing parents' evening is next week.'

'A small village outside Budapest -February 16, 1407. The origin of life as we know it...'

Cricketers discussing leg before wicket

"I'm warning you stranger. This town ain't big enough for the two of us!"

"Parking isn't a problem here Sir, we're all tradionally skilled at car theft"

Father and son at model village are dismayed to see workman removing the pub and Post Office.

"You've known this guy like 10 seconds. Why the fuck would you bring him to ZOOMsgiving?!"

Half cut flowers.

Girl selling kisses at village fete is arrested by a vice squad officer.

'Ye Olde Village Heroin rehab centre'

"Your stonework looks amazing since the cleaning." "Nice touch getting a new bucket and rope." "Always reliable, you've never run dry." "Amazing taste too!" "Have a great day."

'Bi-polar? But I've never even left the village.'