Village Events Mugs

Girl selling kisses at village fete is arrested by a vice squad officer.

Prize vegetables.

A crowd of happy pet owners.

"Where do we put Desserts?"

'He went in for the Worst Singer and won first prize in the Gurning competition at the same time!'

Country Bumpkin.

AA Meeting Here Today

See you at the farmers market!

Church Basement Foodie

"First time visitors should always check the seating chart before entering the sanctuary."

'Henderson always walks away with the neighborhood pumpkin carving contest.'

A Young Boy Talking To An Old Gentleman.

Abstract expressionist face painting.

'Details of the summer fete can be found on our website. The address is on the notice board at the back of the church.'

Maypole

"That's where the tenured faculty members hang out."

This Saturday 10:30 Confessions of a Window Cleaner, Doctor, Nurse, Policeman, Shop Worker, Lollipop Lady, Butcher, Baker, Housewife, Schoolboy...

'Are you putting on your Sunday Best, Felix?'

The Last-Minute Halloween Costume Parade

"I didn't even know Smallville had a set!"

'Our village cricket club' - An umpiring fireman responds to an emergency whilst holding all the cricket team's possessions.

Vicar absent from church due to car boot sale.

Lobster a la Riseholme!

"Can we discuss this?"

"Hello. . . I'm new in town. Do you know where the local police station is? - I need to sign in. . !"

"Get the flock out of here!"

Hal is such a nice guy, every dog in the neighborhood brings him slippers.

Tombola Winner

Model Village/Realistic Model Village.

'For heaven's sake, Armitage... Can't you just accept 2nd place in the best leek category??'

Garage sale.

"My family clapped louder than your family!"

"It's been a rainy winter."

'Hey! Kid in the blue! Where'd you get that BEER?'

"Oh, now I remember you. You live in that big shoe on the corner."