Village Events Mugs

Girl selling kisses at village fete is arrested by a vice squad officer.

Prize vegetables.

A crowd of happy pet owners.

"Where do we put Desserts?"

'He went in for the Worst Singer and won first prize in the Gurning competition at the same time!'

Country Bumpkin.

AA Meeting Here Today

See you at the farmers market!

Church Basement Foodie

"First time visitors should always check the seating chart before entering the sanctuary."

'Henderson always walks away with the neighborhood pumpkin carving contest.'

A Young Boy Talking To An Old Gentleman.

Abstract expressionist face painting.

Maypole

'Details of the summer fete can be found on our website. The address is on the notice board at the back of the church.'

"That's where the tenured faculty members hang out."

The Last-Minute Halloween Costume Parade

This Saturday 10:30 Confessions of a Window Cleaner, Doctor, Nurse, Policeman, Shop Worker, Lollipop Lady, Butcher, Baker, Housewife, Schoolboy...

"I didn't even know Smallville had a set!"

'Are you putting on your Sunday Best, Felix?'

Vicar absent from church due to car boot sale.

'Our village cricket club' - An umpiring fireman responds to an emergency whilst holding all the cricket team's possessions.

"Can we discuss this?"

Hal is such a nice guy, every dog in the neighborhood brings him slippers.

"Get the flock out of here!"

Lobster a la Riseholme!

Tombola Winner

"Hello. . . I'm new in town. Do you know where the local police station is? - I need to sign in. . !"

Model Village/Realistic Model Village.

'For heaven's sake, Armitage... Can't you just accept 2nd place in the best leek category??'

"My family clapped louder than your family!"

'Hey! Kid in the blue! Where'd you get that BEER?'

"It's been a rainy winter."

Garage sale.

Annual Lump Festival Competition:'I don't know if I can give an award, they're all so fantastic..'