'My God! He must have been there since the last one!'
Annual Village Fete Mugs
Start the day with a splash of village fete cheer! Our mugs featuring fun and festive designs are perfect for celebrating community events and adding a cheerful touch to mornings.
Prize vegetables.
A crowd of happy pet owners.
"He's taken buzzed to a whole new level."
"Where do we put Desserts?"
'He went in for the Worst Singer and won first prize in the Gurning competition at the same time!'
AA Meeting Here Today
See you at the farmers market!
Church Basement Foodie
"First time visitors should always check the seating chart before entering the sanctuary."
Abstract expressionist face painting.
"I've never seen Tia Carmen so excited about a grand opening."
'Details of the summer fete can be found on our website. The address is on the notice board at the back of the church.'
Maypole
This Saturday 10:30 Confessions of a Window Cleaner, Doctor, Nurse, Policeman, Shop Worker, Lollipop Lady, Butcher, Baker, Housewife, Schoolboy...
The Last-Minute Halloween Costume Parade
"I didn't even know Smallville had a set!"
'Are you putting on your Sunday Best, Felix?'
Vicar absent from church due to car boot sale.
"Hello. . . I'm new in town. Do you know where the local police station is? - I need to sign in. . !"
Hal is such a nice guy, every dog in the neighborhood brings him slippers.
Ventriloquist's fete
Tombola Winner
"Can we discuss this?"
57th Birthday balloons
'My competitor down the street sasses his parents.'
'For heaven's sake, Armitage... Can't you just accept 2nd place in the best leek category??'
Garage sale.
Annual Lump Festival Competition:'I don't know if I can give an award, they're all so fantastic..'
Wow! Look what you get when you hire a ride service right in front of a comic book convention!
"My family clapped louder than your family!"
Food Fight
'Hey! Kid in the blue! Where'd you get that BEER?'
"Oh, now I remember you. You live in that big shoe on the corner."
"It's been a rainy winter."
Annual Village Fete Mugs Collection
Annual Village Fete Pillows
Decorate your home with pillows inspired by village fêtes, adding comfort and character to your living space.
Annual Village Fete Prints
Decorate your walls with prints that capture the spirit of village festivals and local traditions, bringing a festive mood into your home.
Annual Village Fete T-Shirts
Find lively t-shirts celebrating community festivals and village fêtes—ideal for festival days or casual gatherings.