Model Village Explorer Mugs

"It's 1:1,000th scale."

Model village

The Vineyard

A Young Boy Talking To An Old Gentleman.

'So what have you been up to?'

'We have a tour every hour, on the hour, Sir...'

A bit of Newlyn.

Trainset

Get ready ... Get set ...

'The old woman who lives in a shoe gets a camper van.'

"Why? Because without documentation, this would be lost to history."

Welcome to a Sleepy Little Town - name available on request.

'Our village cricket club' - An umpiring fireman responds to an emergency whilst holding all the cricket team's possessions.

"This is incredible! I thought Amelia Earhart was dead."

Model Village/Realistic Model Village.

A sign in a small town reads "Entering historic Brookfield - A quaint fishing village with a parking problem".

"That does it, I'm getting a snow blower!"

'Hey look, Model Village People.'

Model of village 'You even have tiny 'for sale' signs on the windows.'

"Oh look, the proposed site for the model Tesco's."

Dodo with rubber ring

'This villa in Spain - is the toilet standyupee or sittydownee?'

Model Village - snort! snort! sniff!

Miniature removal van in miniature village

Model Shop

'Then the rich townies moved into the village.'

'It's high density affordable housing Sir, but we think we can pass it off as a model village.'

"Dang it, we're still between the windows - doesn't the GPS show where we got in?"

"The reason you can't move the little men around is because it's an ant farm."

Plunder Local.

'He's not a patient. He's an antique collector. He's interested in the magazines in our waiting room.'

'A small village outside Budapest -February 16, 1407. The origin of life as we know it...'

Little Free Library. Read.

'Entering Pinestock - a case of the terminal cutes.'

Murder Village - Bursts of street fighting every half hour