Village Explorers Mugs

'You'd better turn around then!'

Farm Humor.

Country Bumpkin.

'It's called 'cause and effect.' I pound this log and Tarzan goes bananas.'

Giant Monster in Bath

"Springtime in New York. Ah, to be young, in love, and probably making two hundred and seventy-five thousand a year."

'We would like an unspoiled paradise, but with lots of shops.'

Highlights From The Annual Central Park Country Fair

"City kids."

Actual Extent Of Doug's Off - Road Adventures (Touching the kerb)

A Young Boy Talking To An Old Gentleman.

"Hold on. If we're free range, I don't think we should be crossing a toll road."

"Relax, I'll go back and find it."

"Honestly, I thought you were a metaphor."

A bit of Newlyn.

Sidewalk Ballet

"What the hell happened to this town?"

"You're not a police dog, and that's not a crime scene."

'You sure your dad won't mind if we use his silicone spray?'

How can you be so sure this is Farmer Phillip's Farm?

'They've dealyed our IPO so long that we've gone from intending to open a chain of pre-schools to opening a chain of nursing homes.'

Fly-fishing. - Favourable wind and the trout rising as fast as possible.

Under New Mismanagement

"You're moving into a place where all the parents live well and all the kids test well."

'Just because they're afraid of you, it doesn't mean they don't like you.'

The successful rubbernecker...

My Folks, dressed up like Eskimos

"I feel like I was just a foundation yesterday."

Gertie, the tree climbing has to stop!

Last Reception for 200 Miles.

Welcome to a Sleepy Little Town - name available on request.

'Our village cricket club' - An umpiring fireman responds to an emergency whilst holding all the cricket team's possessions.

"Well, well, looks like we got ourselves a coupla city types here, and a couple more city types right behind 'em, and a whole mess o' city types transferrin' to the Queens-bound F train."

Agricultural Testing Station: 'Over 3 Billion Compounds Tested.'

Bungee sodbustin'