Local Explorers Mugs

'I know the recession is expected to boost English tourism, but I still think you're being optimistic.'

Non-Travellers' Tales

"This isn't exactly what I had in mind when I told you to go outside and play."

Wildlife

Quantum Psychic

"Springtime in New York. Ah, to be young, in love, and probably making two hundred and seventy-five thousand a year."

Giant Monster in Bath

'We would like an unspoiled paradise, but with lots of shops.'

"Wa-wa. . . wa-wa. . . wa-wa. . ."

Highlights From The Annual Central Park Country Fair

"City kids."

Actual Extent Of Doug's Off - Road Adventures (Touching the kerb)

'I don't know about the ecosystem, but the economy seems to be on the upswing.'

"Relax, I'll go back and find it."

"Honestly, I thought you were a metaphor."

"I'm going crazy staring at the same four legs."

The Desert Island Package

"What the hell happened to this town?"

When bored, we board

Sidewalk Ballet

Fossil hunting

'They've dealyed our IPO so long that we've gone from intending to open a chain of pre-schools to opening a chain of nursing homes.'

'You sure your dad won't mind if we use his silicone spray?'

The successful rubbernecker...

"This is it? No video?"

"I feel like I was just a foundation yesterday."

"I think it’s time we started holding other kids’ hands."

My Folks, dressed up like Eskimos

Hello from the lakes!

Under New Mismanagement

Bob suddenly felt uncertain about the journey which lay ahead.

"In 200 cubits, right-turn, then stay on the current road..."

"Asides from today's wind-chill factor, what else might you consider all your parents' fault?"

"Well, well, looks like we got ourselves a coupla city types here, and a couple more city types right behind 'em, and a whole mess o' city types transferrin' to the Queens-bound F train."

"I remember when this was all forest..."