Town Explorers Mugs

'The difference between this place and yoghurt is... Yoghurt has real culture!'

"Springtime in New York. Ah, to be young, in love, and probably making two hundred and seventy-five thousand a year."

Giant Monster in Bath

'We would like an unspoiled paradise, but with lots of shops.'

Ale. Mead. It's been a hard knight's day!

Highlights From The Annual Central Park Country Fair

"City kids."

Actual Extent Of Doug's Off - Road Adventures (Touching the kerb)

'I don't know about the ecosystem, but the economy seems to be on the upswing.'

"Relax, I'll go back and find it."

"Honestly, I thought you were a metaphor."

"What the hell happened to this town?"

Sidewalk Ballet

'Welcome to digital - you now have more of what you didn't want than you ever thought possible!'

Drive-in fast food, drive-in bank and drive-in car park.

'They've dealyed our IPO so long that we've gone from intending to open a chain of pre-schools to opening a chain of nursing homes.'

'You sure your dad won't mind if we use his silicone spray?'

My Folks, dressed up like Eskimos

Welcome to the urban farm. A bit of country in the city.

Under New Mismanagement

Manhattan Woods

"You're moving into a place where all the parents live well and all the kids test well."

"I feel like I was just a foundation yesterday."

The successful rubbernecker...

Welcome to a Sleepy Little Town - name available on request.

"Asides from today's wind-chill factor, what else might you consider all your parents' fault?"

Deadwood 25 miles

"Well, well, looks like we got ourselves a coupla city types here, and a couple more city types right behind 'em, and a whole mess o' city types transferrin' to the Queens-bound F train."

"I remember when this was all forest..."

"Harry, you're wrong on every level."

Witch uses broom from broom share program.

The big apple.

'Site of yet another future bankrupt company.'

"Let me tell you what it's like to be seven in this city."

"What sort of a Mall is this anyway?"