Model Village Explorer Pillows

"It's 1:1,000th scale."

Model village

The Vineyard

'So what have you been up to?'

A Young Boy Talking To An Old Gentleman.

A bit of Newlyn.

'We have a tour every hour, on the hour, Sir...'

Trainset

'The old woman who lives in a shoe gets a camper van.'

'Our village cricket club' - An umpiring fireman responds to an emergency whilst holding all the cricket team's possessions.

"Why? Because without documentation, this would be lost to history."

Welcome to a Sleepy Little Town - name available on request.

"This is incredible! I thought Amelia Earhart was dead."

Model Village/Realistic Model Village.

A sign in a small town reads "Entering historic Brookfield - A quaint fishing village with a parking problem".

Model of village 'You even have tiny 'for sale' signs on the windows.'

"That does it, I'm getting a snow blower!"

'Hey look, Model Village People.'

"Oh look, the proposed site for the model Tesco's."

Dodo with rubber ring

Model Village - snort! snort! sniff!

'This villa in Spain - is the toilet standyupee or sittydownee?'

Miniature removal van in miniature village

'It's high density affordable housing Sir, but we think we can pass it off as a model village.'

Model Shop

'Then the rich townies moved into the village.'

"The reason you can't move the little men around is because it's an ant farm."

"Dang it, we're still between the windows - doesn't the GPS show where we got in?"

Plunder Local.

'He's not a patient. He's an antique collector. He's interested in the magazines in our waiting room.'

Model Upstairs

'A small village outside Budapest -February 16, 1407. The origin of life as we know it...'

'Entering Pinestock - a case of the terminal cutes.'

"I'm warning you stranger. This town ain't big enough for the two of us!"

"They've certainly got some pretty quaint place names in this part of the world.