Village Models Pillows

Murder Village - Bursts of street fighting every half hour

Country Bumpkin.

A Young Boy Talking To An Old Gentleman.

'Our village cricket club' - An umpiring fireman responds to an emergency whilst holding all the cricket team's possessions.

Lobster a la Riseholme!

"Get the flock out of here!"

Fresh Pears / Ripe Plums / Juicy Gossip

Model Village/Realistic Model Village.

"Oh look, the proposed site for the model Tesco's."

Model of village 'You even have tiny 'for sale' signs on the windows.'

'Hey look, Model Village People.'

Model Village - snort! snort! sniff!

'That be the village sane person,sir!'

'Oh no, the Gradwells are here with their homemade wine!'

Miniature removal van in miniature village

'Then the rich townies moved into the village.'

"Why is it you always head back to the well?" "Making a wish always makes me feel swell!"

Model Shop

'It's high density affordable housing Sir, but we think we can pass it off as a model village.'

Oast House

The Pillory: Thief, Gossip, Adulterer.

Minature Village - 'It's amazingly lifelike - nobody lives there.'

Before you leave...Do you have any feedback to help us improve our village?

Model Upstairs

"I'm warning you stranger. This town ain't big enough for the two of us!"

The Nutmeg-Grater

'A small village outside Budapest -February 16, 1407. The origin of life as we know it...'

A town in the middle ages.

Old women in model village over reacting at 'wrestling' in the model town hall

"Get him! He's wearing a blazer with a turtleneck!"

"Parking isn't a problem here Sir, we're all tradionally skilled at car theft"

Model wilderness

'I'm afraid you're stuck with it, Dwaine. A village idiot CAN'T abdicate.'

"It looks like another chain store has moved into the village."

Workman at model village removes pub and post office.