Model Village Enthusiast Gifts

Model wilderness

'It's high density affordable housing Sir, but we think we can pass it off as a model village.'

"Oh look, the proposed site for the model Tesco's."

Desk shaped like an office block.

Model Building

Toys - Business Model.

'Our village cricket club' - An umpiring fireman responds to an emergency whilst holding all the cricket team's possessions.

"I told you it was a bad idea to buy a car online!"

Model Village/Realistic Model Village.

Model of village 'You even have tiny 'for sale' signs on the windows.'

'Hey look, Model Village People.'

Man sticking matchsticks together for Bryant and May

Model Village - snort! snort! sniff!

Pinocchio's pinewood derby car won by a nose.

Miniature removal van in miniature village

Replica Battle Set - Pub Fight Figures

'Metro is a model transit system...ever since the funding cutbacks.'

Model Shop

'Then the rich townies moved into the village.'

'Model Aircraft.'

Better things to do with your time...Making a scale model of the Great Pyramid of Cheops out of dried macaroni and cat litter...

Model Airplanes

"I'm warning you stranger. This town ain't big enough for the two of us!"

Murder Village - Bursts of street fighting every half hour

'A small village outside Budapest -February 16, 1407. The origin of life as we know it...'

Model Upstairs

'-say tease'

Workman at model village removes pub and post office.

Toy Developers Set

'Ralph is in the basement building a ship inside a bottle.'

15 minute cities

'Hey guys, come and look at this weird thing that Charlie is doing with glue.'

'These are so accurate that they even come with inedible food that you have to pay extra for,'

Model village

"Remember, Baldo, be true to yourself..."