Model Villages Gifts

"We've had a rush of people looking for affordable housing."

The Style of Elements

Billy would watch his ant farm for hours on end.

Pashminas are sooo noughties!

That may well be how the catalk models do it, but I still think you look like a three legged horse in a field of cowpats!

The Hobby Store

Doris K. Elston: Brain Surgeon, Professional Model, Artist, Lawyer....Plus Mother of Four.

Country Bumpkin.

Chemist builds animals instead of molecular models

Cat chases mouse across a Zeppelin.

'On second thought, perhaps it would look better if your hand was tucked into your jacket.'

'It's the same model... he painted the second one eight months after the first painting.'

Elegant woman in backless dress.

'Your report card grades are poor. Maybe you should stop building model airplanes. The glue is getting to you.'

'Just in case there is an accident.'

'I wish they'd hurry up and fix the wind tunnel.'

'I think you should seek treatment for that Lego block obsession of yours!'

That every day look.

Desk shaped like an office block.

"Remember when we were Instagram models?"

'I think I've finally found a fixer-upper in your price range.'

Model Building

'Mon Dieu! This year, your collection is really daring, mon cher Karl!'

All it takes is a little willpower and a good metabolism...

"This is just a model, but you get the idea."

A Young Boy Talking To An Old Gentleman.

Alien Beauty Magazine

'Are you done yet?'

Wyatt returns home to visit his old small town.

'I thought I knew what a cubit was.'

Fake fur coat and no knickers

Fish Aeroplane

'I'm just curious, which one of you was dropped off by their boyfriend on a really fast motorcycle?'

"Honestly, sweetheart, they haven't brought out a little Ellen MacArthur set. As soon as they do daddy will get you one."

Girl's weight issues.