Model Villages T-Shirts

"We've had a rush of people looking for affordable housing."

The Style of Elements

Pashminas are sooo noughties!

That may well be how the catalk models do it, but I still think you look like a three legged horse in a field of cowpats!

The Hobby Store

Billy would watch his ant farm for hours on end.

Doris K. Elston: Brain Surgeon, Professional Model, Artist, Lawyer....Plus Mother of Four.

Country Bumpkin.

Cat chases mouse across a Zeppelin.

Chemist builds animals instead of molecular models

'On second thought, perhaps it would look better if your hand was tucked into your jacket.'

'It's the same model... he painted the second one eight months after the first painting.'

Elegant woman in backless dress.

'Just in case there is an accident.'

'Your report card grades are poor. Maybe you should stop building model airplanes. The glue is getting to you.'

'I wish they'd hurry up and fix the wind tunnel.'

'I think you should seek treatment for that Lego block obsession of yours!'

Wyatt returns home to visit his old small town.

Desk shaped like an office block.

A Young Boy Talking To An Old Gentleman.

That every day look.

'Mon Dieu! This year, your collection is really daring, mon cher Karl!'

Model Building

'Are you done yet?'

'I think I've finally found a fixer-upper in your price range.'

Alien Beauty Magazine

"Remember when we were Instagram models?"

"This is just a model, but you get the idea."

All it takes is a little willpower and a good metabolism...

'I thought I knew what a cubit was.'

'For my latest line, I bought clothes at Target and then changed the label,'

Fake fur coat and no knickers

Fish Aeroplane

Girl's weight issues.

The Wright brothers first unsuccessful flight.