Model Town Architect T-Shirts

"I built this scale model of town to plan out our bank robbery. I added the volcano for dramatic effect."

Young Frank Lloyd Wright

'Couldn't you just bring a bucket and spade like other children?'

Building Sandcastles.

Young Picasso at the Beach

Lego Haircut

"You can build it with me, but you can't wreck it with me."

Giant reptiles use building as a pinata.

Family members!

"Apparently, when the tide came in, a lot of castles went bust."

Child makes a toy and frightens himself.

Building giant sand pies.

'Sophie has discovered Gehry.'

'I think you should seek treatment for that Lego block obsession of yours!'

"My buildings are meant to inspire."

Baby reaching food using building blocks.

'I think you're ready for the big chair...'

"He lives in a block of flats"

"I hope we can flip it before the tide comes in."

"I see no problems. We can get lots more of these houses in.."

'It's a self-build.'

"I'm a home-tech specialist. Your daughter called us. I'm here to convert her doll house into a smart doll house."

Baby using model construction system to retrieve jam.

"He wants to be an architect."

"He's made our of mud. Since it hasn't snowed, I had to improvise."

"Donny's just going through a brutalist phase."

'It's a very realistic set that even comes with contract specifications and outrageous bid proposals.'

"Let's ask for directions."

"There. Six bedrooms, all with en suite, two lounges, parking for four cars and in a great location. How are you going?"

"Oh look, the proposed site for the model Tesco's."

Will build to suit myself.

'Mom forgot to do the laundry last night, so I made clothes out of Legos.'

Model of village 'You even have tiny 'for sale' signs on the windows.'

"What do you want to be when you give up?"

"All very impressive, gentlemen...but where are you hoping to find people tiny enough to live in them?"