Visiting Model Villages Gifts

Model Upstairs

Country Bumpkin.

A Young Boy Talking To An Old Gentleman.

A bit of Newlyn.

"That's where the tenured faculty members hang out."

Welcome to a Sleepy Little Town - name available on request.

'Our village cricket club' - An umpiring fireman responds to an emergency whilst holding all the cricket team's possessions.

Lobster a la Riseholme!

"Get the flock out of here!"

Fresh Pears / Ripe Plums / Juicy Gossip

Model Village/Realistic Model Village.

"Oh look, the proposed site for the model Tesco's."

Model of village 'You even have tiny 'for sale' signs on the windows.'

'Hey look, Model Village People.'

'That be the village sane person,sir!'

Model Village - snort! snort! sniff!

Miniature removal van in miniature village

"Why is it you always head back to the well?" "Making a wish always makes me feel swell!"

The Pillory: Thief, Gossip, Adulterer.

'Then the rich townies moved into the village.'

Model Shop

'It's high density affordable housing Sir, but we think we can pass it off as a model village.'

Minature Village - 'It's amazingly lifelike - nobody lives there.'

@Village

'Entering Pinestock - a case of the terminal cutes.'

Old women in model village over reacting at 'wrestling' in the model town hall

Murder Village - Bursts of street fighting every half hour

A town in the middle ages.

"I'm warning you stranger. This town ain't big enough for the two of us!"

'A small village outside Budapest -February 16, 1407. The origin of life as we know it...'

'You'd better turn around then!'

"They've certainly got some pretty quaint place names in this part of the world.

Before you leave...Do you have any feedback to help us improve our village?

"Get him! He's wearing a blazer with a turtleneck!"

"It looks like another chain store has moved into the village."