Visiting Model Villages Gifts

Model Upstairs

Country Bumpkin.

A Young Boy Talking To An Old Gentleman.

A bit of Newlyn.

"That's where the tenured faculty members hang out."

Welcome to a Sleepy Little Town - name available on request.

'Our village cricket club' - An umpiring fireman responds to an emergency whilst holding all the cricket team's possessions.

"Get the flock out of here!"

Lobster a la Riseholme!

Fresh Pears / Ripe Plums / Juicy Gossip

Model Village/Realistic Model Village.

Model of village 'You even have tiny 'for sale' signs on the windows.'

"Oh look, the proposed site for the model Tesco's."

'Hey look, Model Village People.'

Model Village - snort! snort! sniff!

'That be the village sane person,sir!'

Miniature removal van in miniature village

The Pillory: Thief, Gossip, Adulterer.

Model Shop

'Then the rich townies moved into the village.'

"Why is it you always head back to the well?" "Making a wish always makes me feel swell!"

'It's high density affordable housing Sir, but we think we can pass it off as a model village.'

Minature Village - 'It's amazingly lifelike - nobody lives there.'

'You'd better turn around then!'

'Entering Pinestock - a case of the terminal cutes.'

Old women in model village over reacting at 'wrestling' in the model town hall

"They've certainly got some pretty quaint place names in this part of the world.

@Village

"I'm warning you stranger. This town ain't big enough for the two of us!"

A town in the middle ages.

'A small village outside Budapest -February 16, 1407. The origin of life as we know it...'

Murder Village - Bursts of street fighting every half hour

Before you leave...Do you have any feedback to help us improve our village?

"Get him! He's wearing a blazer with a turtleneck!"

Father and son at model village are dismayed to see workman removing the pub and Post Office.