Model Enthusiast Gifts

'Model Aircraft.'

'Hey guys, come and look at this weird thing that Charlie is doing with glue.'

Man sticking matchsticks together for Bryant and May

Pinocchio's pinewood derby car won by a nose.

Replica Battle Set - Pub Fight Figures

Model Building

Rodin's Cattle-Grid

Desk shaped like an office block.

"This is just a model, but you get the idea."

Toys - Business Model.

"Warren's too cautious to cure his mid-life crisis with a motorcycle, so he's rebelling by driving shirtless."

'Jeremy, why can't we talk instead of you bottling things up all the time?'

Jeremy Clarkson

"Oh look, the proposed site for the model Tesco's."

"He adored that old car !"

"It's weird...for some reason, all I could think about today was cars."

My dad loves his motor.

Duck with outboard motor.

Paper aeroplane flying in front of an aeroplane.

"Off hand, I'd say your bumpy ride is due to your tires, but just to be sure, I'll run a bunch of computer diagnostics."

Model Shop

'I think that'll do!' (Car burps after being filled).

'It's high density affordable housing Sir, but we think we can pass it off as a model village.'

"By some blunder the box contained not a model XR500 bomber, but the real thing"

"I built a model of Mount Everest."

"This cab was first, everybody, but I do want to thank the rest of you and tell you how wonderful it is to feel wanted."

Better things to do with your time...Making a scale model of the Great Pyramid of Cheops out of dried macaroni and cat litter...

Model Airplanes

'No offense, but I think I'd like to start shooting some full-scale models.'

"This time they've totally gone too far."

15 minute cities

"It isn't that I mind driving around, but I'm only getting seven miles to the gallon."

'A scaled down model of the proposed building would be more practical Harry.'

'Ralph is in the basement building a ship inside a bottle.'

Model wilderness