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Later that night, Tim crept into Andy's cave and coconutted him to death.

'Thank-you God.'

'I'm so bored - nothing ever happens around here!'

'Why, I don't exactly know -- how long HAVE we been here, Bobo?'

Nesting dolls stranded on an island send out nesting bottles with messages in each of them.

"Always carry a ball with you! If you are chased by a dog, stop, show the ball and throw it. Believe me, he won't be able to resist chasing it instead of you..."

'Being stuck on a desert island is one thing, but being struck on a desert island with a hoarder...'

Cometh the Cow!

"Phew, that was close."

Ted did have some concerns about the appearance of nepotism.

"What do you mean, there's no room for my stuff?"

Island of Lost Guys.

Easter Candy Island.

The Desert Island Package

"And pick up a wine - something that goes with fish."

Dear Diary, 36 weeks on this island and I'm starting to feel that I'll never get rescued."

'I forgot to cancel the milk!'

Emergency Pants

"I spy with my little eye..." "The ocean! It's always the ocean!"

Desert Island Dating.

Vacation Mobile

"We've got a problem."

"My entire family's coming for the holidays."

"Some good predictive analytics software would have really helped us avoid this mess..."

Man on desert island using elastic to shoot him off the island.

'You mean to tell me not one of us can write the word HELP legibly?'

'Oh, that's just great. It's not bad enough I'm stranded here. Now I'm trapped in an invisible box.'

Tsunami Evac Route

'Throw them back They're not what nine out of ten eye doctor's recommend for dry eyes when stranded on a desert island.'

"Thank goodness I invested in long term bonds!"

Contestants defeated in the ring toss competition head back to the hotel to recharge for a late night nude hot tub partying and 'bootie shakin' erotic cage fetish dancing.

"Friday, YOU were my Secret Santa?"

"I've never been this excited about an anal probe before!"

"Try to eat more coconuts and fish."

Shipwrecked Ventriloquist.