Island Survival Enthusiasts Gifts

Later that night, Tim crept into Andy's cave and coconutted him to death.

'Thank-you God.'

'I'm so bored - nothing ever happens around here!'

'Why, I don't exactly know -- how long HAVE we been here, Bobo?'

'Being stuck on a desert island is one thing, but being struck on a desert island with a hoarder...'

"Always carry a ball with you! If you are chased by a dog, stop, show the ball and throw it. Believe me, he won't be able to resist chasing it instead of you..."

Nesting dolls stranded on an island send out nesting bottles with messages in each of them.

"What do you mean, there's no room for my stuff?"

Ted did have some concerns about the appearance of nepotism.

Cometh the Cow!

"Phew, that was close."

Island of Lost Guys.

The Desert Island Package

Desert Island Dating.

Dear Diary, 36 weeks on this island and I'm starting to feel that I'll never get rescued."

Vacation Mobile

Emergency Pants

"I spy with my little eye..." "The ocean! It's always the ocean!"

'I forgot to cancel the milk!'

"And pick up a wine - something that goes with fish."

"My entire family's coming for the holidays."

"We've got a problem."

"Some good predictive analytics software would have really helped us avoid this mess..."

Man on desert island using elastic to shoot him off the island.

Tsunami Evac Route

"Thank goodness I invested in long term bonds!"

"Miss Jones, cancel my 3:30pm"

"Friday, YOU were my Secret Santa?"

'Throw them back They're not what nine out of ten eye doctor's recommend for dry eyes when stranded on a desert island.'

"I'm starting up a concierge medicine practice. You in?"

Contestants defeated in the ring toss competition head back to the hotel to recharge for a late night nude hot tub partying and 'bootie shakin' erotic cage fetish dancing.

Shipwrecked Ventriloquist.

"Try to eat more coconuts and fish."