Island Survivor Enthusiasts Gifts

Ted did have some concerns about the appearance of nepotism.

Shark attacks man on desert island.

'Why, I don't exactly know -- how long HAVE we been here, Bobo?'

"Thank God! Someone to network with!"

'He refuses to leave without the tree and their son.'

'Being stuck on a desert island is one thing, but being struck on a desert island with a hoarder...'

'I was thinking-what if the tide's OUT?'

'Aloha! On behalf of the tourist board may I thank you for visiting our remote and mysterious island - Have a nice day!'

"What do you mean, there's no room for my stuff?"

Easter Candy Island.

Island of Lost Guys.

The Desert Island Package

Emergency Pants

Dear Diary, 36 weeks on this island and I'm starting to feel that I'll never get rescued."

A politician's dream come true...

'Would you mind terribly taking up some other sport besides long-distance running?'

'I forgot to cancel the milk!'

'Oh, that's just great. It's not bad enough I'm stranded here. Now I'm trapped in an invisible box.'

Tsunami Evac Route

'He needs professional HELP!'

Shipwrecked Ventriloquist.

Guy on island sees giant ship in bottle.

"It's a letter from my boss. He says he's not paying me for the time I've been stranded on this island."

"I've never been this excited about an anal probe before!"

"Try to eat more coconuts and fish."

'Throw them back They're not what nine out of ten eye doctor's recommend for dry eyes when stranded on a desert island.'

"I'm starting up a concierge medicine practice. You in?"

Nor'easter Island.

After 73 days, the coconut would finally be his.

A man with a rake on a desert island

'I've made a radio using coconuts, salt water, and a trout.'

A man on a desert island has an inbox and outbox both filled with sand.

Castaway on a desert island with one tree finds a hammock.

"Now that we've fermented coconut milk, so we build a boat or a tiki bar?"

Desert island has bottle bank and paper bank. Castaway sees message in bottle float towards island.