Island Survivors Gifts

"I hope this isn't another one of your experiments in limited government."

'You stay on your side of the island until the rescue party arrives please!'

"What do you mean you 'never want to see me again?'"

'Why, I don't exactly know -- how long HAVE we been here, Bobo?'

'Being stuck on a desert island is one thing, but being struck on a desert island with a hoarder...'

Ted did have some concerns about the appearance of nepotism.

Emergency Pants

Dear Diary, 36 weeks on this island and I'm starting to feel that I'll never get rescued."

Tsunami Evac Route

'Oh, that's just great. It's not bad enough I'm stranded here. Now I'm trapped in an invisible box.'

"It's a letter from my boss. He says he's not paying me for the time I've been stranded on this island."

'Throw them back They're not what nine out of ten eye doctor's recommend for dry eyes when stranded on a desert island.'

'He needs professional HELP!'

After 73 days, the coconut would finally be his.

"Try to eat more coconuts and fish."

"I've never been this excited about an anal probe before!"

Shipwrecked Ventriloquist.

"I'm starting up a concierge medicine practice. You in?"

'I've made a radio using coconuts, salt water, and a trout.'

A man on a desert island has an inbox and outbox both filled with sand.

"Now that we've fermented coconut milk, so we build a boat or a tiki bar?"

Desert island has bottle bank and paper bank. Castaway sees message in bottle float towards island.

"No, I don't wanna read your damn blog."

"I bet you thought that because you'd been castaway for forty years, you'd get off with your six month prison sentence."

'What luck!'

'Eating all of this coconut is making me feel really horny.'

Shipwrecked with an environmentalist.

"Now you can send it."

'I wonder how many board feet are in this tree.'

"I hope that you're not refusing free dental care for ideological reasons."

Man on desert island with a sail attached to two coconut trees.

Stranded Techie Needs Batteries

Before we can rescue you...you need a safety check.

"Breakfast's ready, darling."

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