Island Survival Stories Gifts

'I need to see your latest energy bill. You may be eligible for a discount.'

'No, I'm not stranded. This is the only place I could find that has no distractions.'

'Dear Diarrhea, Day 84. Well, I'm constipated again today...'

A desert island with a knotted palm tree

'He's holding a sign saying he's marooned with 20 cases of La Tache. A second sign: drop a corkscrew and come back in six months.'

'Why, I don't exactly know -- how long HAVE we been here, Bobo?'

"Now you can send it."

Where cartoon characters go on holiday...

"Day 736. Still loving the fact that I can smoke all over this island..."

Saved...life is good!

'...I said we've been marooned.'

'Being stuck on a desert island is one thing, but being struck on a desert island with a hoarder...'

Robinson Crusoe's blog.

'It's not a desert island - it's Australia.'

Ted did have some concerns about the appearance of nepotism.

"I'm saving you with this booklet about the Kingdom of Heaven."

'You always wanted a larger office with a view.'

Emergency Pants

'At least they can never accuse me of 'insider trading' again.'

Dear Diary, 36 weeks on this island and I'm starting to feel that I'll never get rescued."

'You mean to tell me not one of us can write the word HELP legibly?'

'Oh, that's just great. It's not bad enough I'm stranded here. Now I'm trapped in an invisible box.'

Tsunami Evac Route

"I've never been this excited about an anal probe before!"

'If those coconuts ever ripen, I'm not eating them!'

Help! Trapped on a desert island cartoon...

'Throw them back They're not what nine out of ten eye doctor's recommend for dry eyes when stranded on a desert island.'

After 73 days, the coconut would finally be his.

'I wish I'd never seen Lost, now.'

"Quick! Hide the valuables."

What? I had to fire our flare gun at him before he fired his flare gun at us!

'He needs professional HELP!'

A leprechaun sits under a mushroom.

Shipwrecked Ventriloquist.

"Try to eat more coconuts and fish."