Island Stories Gifts

Stranded Man

"So, the Scharfs have an atoll. Big deal."

Sure, he likes it here - he's a cartoonist.

Desert Island BBQ

'Stuck on a desert island, in the middle of the ocean, with only a palm tree for company, it's a bloody joke.'

"Ooooh, I bet that feels nice."

Emergency Phone.

"More rescue efforts, less screenplay."

"And then, when I feel like a rum punch and breaded shrimp, I can just swim to Tony’s Trattoria."

'Arf! Arf!'

'Why, I don't exactly know -- how long HAVE we been here, Bobo?'

"Thank God! Someone to network with!"

'See you in two weeks!'

'What luck! A sound technician.'

"Yes, I'm alone."

'He refuses to leave without the tree and their son.'

Desert Island Mishap

'Aloha! On behalf of the tourist board may I thank you for visiting our remote and mysterious island - Have a nice day!'

"Remember that time I let you steer the boat and we crashed and had to swim here to die? Remember?"

"What do you mean, there's no room for my stuff?"

'I was thinking-what if the tide's OUT?'

Desert Island Fantasies

This man is an island.

'Would you mind terribly taking up some other sport besides long-distance running?'

A politician's dream come true...

Desert Island Dating.

"I spy with my little eye..." "The ocean! It's always the ocean!"

Just fifty miles north of Easter Island...

I'm carrying a Tiki Torch for you

"Dear Diary... I've stopped smoking, and I'm sticking to my diet."

"I swear, if you say 'I'm bored' one more time . . . "

Guy on island sees giant ship in bottle.

"At last - no Trump."

After 73 days, the coconut would finally be his.

Drawing on an island.