Island Story Fan Gifts

Convict has dug a tunnel, but ended up coming out of a desert island

'Sweet! Let's break it open and see what it is!'

"Thank God! Someone to network with!"

'He refuses to leave without the tree and their son.'

'Aloha! On behalf of the tourist board may I thank you for visiting our remote and mysterious island - Have a nice day!'

Desert Island Fantasies

A Pirate Egg Prisoner about to Walk the Plank into a boiling pot of water

"What do you mean, there's no room for my stuff?"

'I was thinking-what if the tide's OUT?'

Just fifty miles north of Easter Island...

'Would you mind terribly taking up some other sport besides long-distance running?'

A politician's dream come true...

Guy on island sees giant ship in bottle.

A man with a rake on a desert island

Robinson Crusoe - Working on his Boat

"As the owner of a hotel chain, I found being shipwrecked quite a challenge."

Man on an Island has a sign that says: Selling Out Must Vacate Lost Lease.

'I wonder if I should add this to my resume.'

Castaway with a tennis court.

"How 'bout this deserted, tropical island ... what's the night life like?"

"This better work out."

Capt. Ahab has Moby Dick mounted on wall.

Desert Island Gossipping

"Honestly, I'm as sad as you are that your mother didn't make it."

Vicar on desert island with palm tree cross.

'This off-shore tax avoidance isn't as glamorous as I thought it would be.'

Cartoon for sale

"Day 793, this pen is incredible!"

"They liked my screenplay!"