Island Storyteller Gifts

Desert Island Gossipping

I should be a writer when I grow up...

For his next book, he would write an epic novel of the sea.

Swan Fairy Tales

"Hey grandpa, tell us more about the time you were in that Steven Spielberg movie."

Sure, he likes it here - he's a cartoonist.

The one that got away

J. R. R. Tolkien

The Demise of Tinkerbell

'Are we there yet?'

Fishing with God

"That's her - that's the girl who broke into our house! But her hair was 'goldier'."

'I wonder why scuba divers always fall backwards off their boats.'

'My 'What I Did Over The Weekend' report is about my hunting a 17,000 pound moose, deep inside Canada.Some or all of this report has been fictionalized for dramatic purposes.'

"It that it? I don't have my contacts in."

'Maybe it should be funnier...'

'You want a quick read? How about this one: 'Memoirs of an Amnesic'?'

'Well, it wasn't my lucky day... first there was that shark and then I bimped into a bunch of beaver!'

'It's true what they say: People often look like their pets...'

'Look Reg, a ship...we're saved!'

'the selling of seashells by the seashore was sluggish.'

'Son, I told you before: If you circle your prey for too long, you get dizzy...'

Frontispiece to 'Dombey and Son'

I wonder what kind of wizard or vampire my husband will be

'I'm still employed, but to save on utility costs, they offshored me.'

Scuba: 'You call that a knot, now this is a knot.'

"Will thee not sayeth uncle?!"

My Spam Sketchbook

"It doesn't say, Son, whether or not Noah wore a captain's hat."

Octopus Puppet Show (colour)

'It was this big. I swear'

"Hey! I've got audio but no visual!"

Two Men Angler's In A Storm.

"You're using the boogeyman as an excuse to shut me out."

'...and when the wolves moved house I was adopted by beetles.'