Island Storyteller Mugs

Desert Island Gossipping

I should be a writer when I grow up...

For his next book, he would write an epic novel of the sea.

Swan Fairy Tales

"Hey grandpa, tell us more about the time you were in that Steven Spielberg movie."

The one that got away

'Are we there yet?'

The Demise of Tinkerbell

Fishing with God

"That's her - that's the girl who broke into our house! But her hair was 'goldier'."

"It that it? I don't have my contacts in."

'My 'What I Did Over The Weekend' report is about my hunting a 17,000 pound moose, deep inside Canada.Some or all of this report has been fictionalized for dramatic purposes.'

'I wonder why scuba divers always fall backwards off their boats.'

'Maybe it should be funnier...'

'You want a quick read? How about this one: 'Memoirs of an Amnesic'?'

'It's true what they say: People often look like their pets...'

'Well, it wasn't my lucky day... first there was that shark and then I bimped into a bunch of beaver!'

'the selling of seashells by the seashore was sluggish.'

'Look Reg, a ship...we're saved!'

'Son, I told you before: If you circle your prey for too long, you get dizzy...'

Frontispiece to 'Dombey and Son'

'I'm still employed, but to save on utility costs, they offshored me.'

Scuba: 'You call that a knot, now this is a knot.'

Octopus Puppet Show (colour)

My Spam Sketchbook

Santa's Helpers

"Hey! I've got audio but no visual!"

'It was this big. I swear'

'...and when the wolves moved house I was adopted by beetles.'

Two Men Angler's In A Storm.

"He's a keeper!"

"Will thee not sayeth uncle?!"

"You're using the boogeyman as an excuse to shut me out."