Island Joke Fan Gifts

"Great news! The bank has increased my line of credit."

'Anyone else want to get up and leave before the game is over?'

"If you hurry, you can make the matinée."

"Well, sometimes I'll just hang around and do nothing. Oh wait, that's all the time."

Two fish - one with bubbles coming from his bottom.

'We told you if you submitted one more desert island cartoon...'

'I'm sorry I didn't practice this week, Mrs. Tinklemeyer. I just had so many distractions!

"Fiji wants to protect democracy by not holding elections..."

Post global warming desert island cartoons.

'Help.'

Two ducks in restaurant, one without a beak, "Can I get my bill, please?"

"Serious drinkers recommend hanging on to the maraschino."

Rock the boat.

"And you're sure we don't need planning permission?"

Portuguese Mom of War

"Listen, I've got a catchphrase,...'mind that coconut!'"

Warning - may contain nuts.

Convict has dug a tunnel, but ended up coming out of a desert island

Sworn Anenome

"We'll be found soon I didn't pay the television licence"

'I say! Fancy a date, old thing?'

Desert Island Cycle Path

Sardine funeral

"This isn't my order either!"

"Dang. If I'd known help was coming I wouldn't have eaten Ted."

'They have TWO trees!'

"How do we get off this mailing list?"

"Look darling! There's a man eating shark!"

'Sally, there's someone else.'

"My doctor just told me to lose 30 pounds. Rufus, Teeny...you're fired."

Two Englishmen Who Were Never Formally Introduced.

Day 267: After sending out that message in a bottle stating my location, I've been bombarded with junk mail.

"A book! A book! Finally, something to take my mind off this terrible predicment!"

"We have received a request for rescue which we believe is a phishing attempt. If this was a legitimate request, please resend with proof of identification."

"No, I wasn't concerned about gun control."