Island Jokers Gifts

"Listen, I've got a catchphrase,...'mind that coconut!'"

"Let's save a few so we can continue to piss off the neighbors for the next few weeks."

Bob's Marriage Advice: 'Geez, Bob. . . Now you're equating both marriage living in Florida to death?!!. . .Ah. . . so the restraining order by Disneyworld is still in effect?'

Photobooth Photobomb

That dolphin drinks like a fish.

"That's the deep end."

Giggle.

'In a slight change to the programme, the second year jazz quartet aren't playing 'Hello Dolly'. They are however playing truant!'

"If you hurry, you can make the matinée."

National Optometrists Association. O.K., whose idea was it to form a focus group?…

Musical Accidents

'So that's where I left my car keys!'

Hell on trio island

'And make sure you use the AUTOMATED teller, you old goat!'

'We told you if you submitted one more desert island cartoon...'

'I'm sorry I didn't practice this week, Mrs. Tinklemeyer. I just had so many distractions!

Modern animal communication

"On my right is Mr. Darius, who'll fill you in on our corporate counterculture."

Pinata Pranks

"There is neither water nor life on this planet! There is only a huge crater full of brown, muddy... Heck, what is this crap?"

'I don't think the posts online are for scratching.'

'Why did Tarzan name his chimp cheetah?'

'Help.'

'That would be way embarrassing.'

'Don't worry...that's our mascot'

"And you're sure we don't need planning permission?"

Turkey draws picture of a human.

'He's going to walk the plank. The least we can do is let him stretch his quads first.'

"I'm afraid it's bad news...You have a Tuba!"

Warning - may contain nuts.

'The fishermen are taking a photo of him: Typical Bill, he's making a face...'

"This isn't my order either!"

'Will your stocks recover soon? How refreshing, sir - you still have a sense of humour.'

'Yeacch! Did you check the expiration date on this thing?'

"Tell me truthfully, mummy, was I adopted?"