Island Jokers Mugs

"Listen, I've got a catchphrase,...'mind that coconut!'"

"Let's save a few so we can continue to piss off the neighbors for the next few weeks."

Photobooth Photobomb

That dolphin drinks like a fish.

"That's the deep end."

'In a slight change to the programme, the second year jazz quartet aren't playing 'Hello Dolly'. They are however playing truant!'

"If you hurry, you can make the matinée."

Musical Accidents

'So that's where I left my car keys!'

'And make sure you use the AUTOMATED teller, you old goat!'

'We told you if you submitted one more desert island cartoon...'

Hell on trio island

'I'm sorry I didn't practice this week, Mrs. Tinklemeyer. I just had so many distractions!

Modern animal communication

"On my right is Mr. Darius, who'll fill you in on our corporate counterculture."

'That would be way embarrassing.'

'Why did Tarzan name his chimp cheetah?'

'I don't think the posts online are for scratching.'

"There is neither water nor life on this planet! There is only a huge crater full of brown, muddy... Heck, what is this crap?"

'Help.'

'Don't worry...that's our mascot'

"And you're sure we don't need planning permission?"

'He's going to walk the plank. The least we can do is let him stretch his quads first.'

"I'm afraid it's bad news...You have a Tuba!"

Warning - may contain nuts.

'The fishermen are taking a photo of him: Typical Bill, he's making a face...'

'Will your stocks recover soon? How refreshing, sir - you still have a sense of humour.'

'Yeacch! Did you check the expiration date on this thing?'

"Tell me truthfully, mummy, was I adopted?"

'... and I'd give the rainforests a miss for a while, Sir Randolph.'